Ok, so here i am. Brand new to "Blogging". The purpose of this at my ripe old age of 33? Simples, to moan.
Stuck in a rut, maxed out credit cards, a career i hate and a husband who see's his power tools as a primary concern, i decided that, hey, maybe just maybe if i can document my miserable existance anonymously, i may just be able to get rid of this simmering "Shirley Valentine" hankering i have....
Oh come one, you cant tell me that at some point in your life you havent thought, fuck it, im sick of the same old same old. Its time to book a single ticket on some shitty budget airline and fly out of here (with limited baggage, and a cathitor fitted in order to avoid the bog fees) and land somewhere prefably hot and reeking with cheap booze.
The thing is i cant possibly face another night sat watching soaps, walking the (fat) dog and having to endure the sight of the hubby cutting his toenails before flicking them in my direction.
I cannot stand another night of listening to him snoring, farting and his sleep talking..gabbling like an iranian on speed, for the first time in my life i understand what it is to wake up to the realisation that, i am, my mother!!!!!!
And so....my entries will begin. Prepare to be moaned half to death, but hey atthe same time make you thankful that you do not have the life of loose lips. Batten down the hatches guys....and enjoy!!
